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Hilly Billy Cat in the House

Posted on August 2, 2018 at 12:56 PM
There's this hillbilly cat who has moved into our house.  He's just pissing me off.  He eats my food, tries to ambush me around every corner and is snaking my mom away.  He don't know nothing.  His vocabulary is smaller than Mr. Trump's.  SAD.  But, now, I've got to teach him everything.  He's never even heard of PBS or NPR or CSPAN.  He don't know what the Emoluments Claws is. 

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